Rajaram Ramachandran - Idiom Or Idiotic Funny Words
In the butterfly <br />Where's the butter in the fly? <br />And in the better-half <br />Is there any better half? <br /> <br />In the firefly <br />Where's the fire in the fly? <br />And in the caterpillar <br />Where to cater the pillar? <br /> <br />In the horsefly, <br />Where's the horse to fly? <br />And in the saucepan <br />Where's sauce in the pan? <br /> <br />In the angelfish <br />Where's angel in the fish? <br />And in the goldfish <br />Is there any gold in the fish? <br /> <br />In the catfish <br />Where's cat in the fish? <br />And in the sweetheart, <br />Is there any sweet in the heart? <br /> <br />In the lime fruit, <br />Where's lime in the fruit? <br />And in the jackfruit, <br />How to jack the fruit? <br /> <br />In the strawberry, <br />Where's straw in the berry? <br />And in the gooseberry <br />Is there any goose in the berry? <br /> <br />In the sandwich, <br />Where's the sand? <br />And in the hotdog, <br />Is there any dog? <br /> <br />In the crowbar <br />Where's crow in the bar? <br />And in the bookworm <br />Is there any book in the worm? <br /> <br />In the paper foolscap <br />Where's the fool or his cap? <br />And in the crabgrass <br />Is there any crab in the grass? <br /> <br />In the cocktail, <br />Or cockroach, <br />Or cockpit, <br />Is there any cock or tail? <br /> <br />In the pineapple <br />Where's the pine or apple? <br />And in the chickenpox <br />Is there any chicken? <br /> <br />In the honeymoon <br />Is there any honey or moon? <br />And in the mango <br />Where should the man go? <br /> <br />In the henpecked <br />Where's the hen pecked? <br />Such words how many <br />Appear to be funny?<br /><br />Rajaram Ramachandran<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem..../idiom-or-idiotic-fu